A new interstate sub has afforded Me a delightful shopping treat at his expense.
If only he was nearer (and immediately upon their arrival), I would baptise My two new implements on him at My leisure and for My pleasure *wicked grin*. I will just have to arrange more devious methods of pain and humiliation for My new pet instead *smiles ever so sweetly*.
Thank your lucky stars you live where you do boy but don’t become too complacent, I have an equally wicked task planned for you for Tuesday.
Sweat it out until then as I will not be ready to communicate with you prior to Monday 10th August!