“What can’t be cured must be endured.”
Feeling a little peaky or in need of a medical check up? Do you require a specific treatment? You are encouraged to make an appointment with Nurse Adira who is always more than delighted to check out your condition and determine the treatment/s necessary to alleviate your ailment/s *GRIN*.
You may simply be in need of a thorough general examination or you may require a more invasive treatment. Nurse Adira is available to administer the following procedures in Her clinic.
All the basics will be thoroughly checked out and I promise it won’t hurt… much.
- Heart rate, pulse & blood pressure
- Pupil dilation
- Checking reflexes – or torturing reflexes depending on My mood
- Forced breath-holding: to ensure your lungs are in excellent working order
- Forced tongue-sticking-out: for extended lengths of time as I get around to actually checking your tongue, mouth and tonsils
Male patients can also expect the following:
- Cough Exam: and be assured that I will FEEL your scrotum!
- Golden Glove Exam: to check your prostate of course, what else!
Female patients may also be subjected to any or all of the following:
- Breast exam: clamps can do wonders to really enhance matters
- Vaginal exam: nothing like gloves and lots of lube for this procedure
Clinic fees are payable on the day of your medical procedure.
Please note that all Medical Clinic fees are for ONE HOUR treatments.
Fees for longer treatments will be individually negotiated.
MEDICAL CLINIC FEES
|Enema – standard||$300|
|Enema – exotic *||$350|
* Champagne enemas require a minimum 2 hour session, a taxi ride home AND must be booked at least 2 days ahead.